Tuesday, November 17, 2015


Rediscover the true meaning of Christmas!  

“My own eyes are not enough for me, I see through the eyes of others.”  (C.C. Lewis)

Yes, seeing through the eyes of another can often bring greater clarity and understanding…especially if it is through the eyes of a young, inquisitive emperor penguin.

GAYLORD: A PENGUIN'S SEARCH FOR THE TRUE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS takes the reader around the world, from the harsh, frozen land of Antarctica to the sanctity of the Holy Land and back.  What GAYLORD discovers along the way makes this a perfect holiday gift for the entire family.

“A charming story with a great message — GAYLORD and his friends are the best new characters I’ve seen in a long, long time!"  (Joseph Barbera, Hanna-Barbera Studios, Inc.)

“A wonderful story for Christians and non-Christians alike!  Bravo!"  (The Christian Film and Television Commission)


In Paperback -- $5.99 plus shipping
As a KindleBook Download -- $0.99
As a Narrated Audio Book Download -- $3.95

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(GAYLORD: A PENGUIN'S SEARCH FOR THE TRUE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS is published by Lynda and Robert Nowotny under the banner of Teocalli Entertainment.  All profits accruing to Teocalli will be donated to the San Antonio Food Bank.)

Thursday, October 30, 2014

MOVIES THAT SUCK approaches the art of film criticism from a unique and highly qualified perspective -- the author is an established independent filmmaker whose credits include at least one feature motion picture that Linda Lovelace could have put her lips around. MovieZombie.com has called Robert Nowotny, "the most dangerous cultural commentator in captivity," and this collection of film reviews and commentary is written with a shameless sense of humor and an unbridled disregard for political correctness. Insightful, entertaining and wickedly impertinent, this is a FUN read for anyone who has ever wondered why some films are great and others are awful. Over fifty films have been selected, including those from both the Hollywood studio system and from smaller independent producers, and no one gets a free pass.

MOVIES THAT SUCK is now available from Amazon.com in both full-color paperback edition and as a Kindle e-Book.

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Tuesday, October 18, 2011

America's Number One Book When You Are Doing Number Two!

What better way to start the day than with a chorizo and egg breakfast taco, a cup of steaming hot java and "THE BEST OF NeedToVent!" beside the old porcelain throne?

Over 300 pages of pithy, cutting-edge movie reviews, sports trivia and quirky observations concerning the human condition, "THE BEST OF NeedToVent!" is a must for anyone who needs a reason to smile before going to work -- or to bed. No chapter is longer than five pages -- most are only one or two -- making this a very easy book to pick up and put down for the person always on the go.

I know what you are thinking, "Should I purchase this book?"

As Kinky Friedman would say, "Why the Hell not?"

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